Thursday, 7 March 2013

The Last Post



Wrap up


A number of Belizeans have complained to us about high taxation (especially import taxes) and the government but it’s clear that it’s OK to do so.  The printed briefing from Raggamuffin Sailing spoke about “an exceptionally corrupt government” and we got one restaurant bill that didn’t have “tax” printed just before the total but “tax extorted”.   Even so, their sales tax is 12.5% compared to the UK 20% VAT.   One odd thing about the economy is that with the Belize Dollar tied at two to one, prices are just quoted in $, so you have to check whether the price is Belize or U.S. and the two currencies exist almost side by side in some places.


 People here in San Ignacio are even friendlier than everywhere else and they all say hello or good morning which naturally causes me a lot of trouble.  Do note that I always say hello or good morning too, more often than not first and with a smile.   I wouldn’t want you to think that I’m really Mr Grouch.   We come into town for the Saturday market where lots of the local smallholders come to sell their produce.   There are also a few Mennonites with their dairy products and the usual U.S. or Europeans who’ve settled.   One broadly accented Devon man selling his local wine.  A distinctive taste, let’s just say it really, really doesn’t travel very well at all.   Another was an alternative therapy woman running some sort of retreat and selling her health drink.  Apparently based on tea and sugar, it contains “all the B vitamins, enzymes which are good for you and all the benefits of apple cider vinegar”.  Which are ?  I ask, innocently.  “Well, it’s very good for you”, followed by a list of things it is good for, but not apparently bullshit.   I wish I’d thought at the time of asking “enzymes, aren’t they the things in biological washing powder ?”  I heard a loudly spoken American extolling the virtues of the new technology he’s involved with which is “medicines from plants, not pharmaceuticals and of course there are no side effects”.   It makes you want to weep sometimes.


Our last hotel for two nights of relaxing and we have a booking.  No Bunce listed but that’s happened before because hotels often seem to pick up Heather as the name, so another look and yes we’re down as Heather Leslie.  We thought we had a cabana in the grounds but instead we’re given a room with a view over the valley.   Then, the following morning we discover that we should have had a cabana and that we have the room for someone who booked in after us who just happens to be called Heather Leslie.


Just by our hotel was another Maya site which had only been discovered in 1950.   I imagine as the town expanded up the hills and the forest was felled this place was just sitting there under 1000 years of dead leaves.   It was Sunday lunchtime when we went and as we walked in a couple were leaving “you got it all to yourselves” one of them said and we had, almost.  There was a manned gift shop and a couple of archaeology students but apart from that we really did have the place to ourselves for a while.  It was about 400 yards by perhaps 300 yards so not quite Tikal but fantastic to be there virtually alone.   Once half a dozen people had turned up and made it crowded we walked back to the hotel for a beer.


Would you believe it, on our last morning just before we left for the airport, guess who were also in the restaurant having breakfast.   It was the Germans again.   We ignored them.
  

That’s all folks !

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